Is Alan Titchmarsh a gentleman or homosexual?

Alan Titchmarsh in “Alan’s Cheeky Bits” studio taping with a model named Kelly. Poor Kelly!

Alan Titchmarsh carried his comic act too far when he acted the clown and pretended he did not know where Kelly’s hot spots were. Maybe he really did not know? He seemed to have a fear of committing sexual assault as he tested his model’s erogenous zones by using a feather duster.

“Alan’s Cheeky Bits” had a resident sex expert sitting in and this authority told him that a woman’s arm pit was a sexually sensitive zone. Alan used his feather duster on Kelly, the model. That was cheating. A feather duster used anywhere would be ticklish enough, without applying it to the arm pit.

The look on the model’s face is Priceless!

What does touching a woman with a stick mean? Sexual domination? Sexual slavery? Bondage fantasies? Or worse, it could mean a homosexual, who cringes so much at the thought of touching a woman, that he has to use an intermediary. (like a feather duster)

Jokes aside, it was a funny take.

A related post:

Alan Titchmarsh’s sex tape with a model

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